Thursday, June 30, 2011

Bluetooth Story (October 2009)

This is a mini story I made up one day using Bluetooth names that had come up on my phone while I was on the tram. Enjoy and let me know what you think and if I should make more.

There once was a married couple named Ferret and Brew. Ferret had seen Brew flirting with her fully sick aunt at a family picnic. They got into a fight. He called her a She-Hulk and she called him a Stunt Cock. The fighting started getting worse so they went to see Dr Honey, the marriage counsellor for help. He suggested that they should take tango lessons together to spice up their marriage. It worked or so they thought. One day Brew got a call from his friend Scarecrow  telling him that '"Goose is wid ya missus at GJ’s". Brew drove down to GJ’s to check it out for himself and saw them together, doing the tango. They both stared at each other in shock. Brew walked over to them in anger but slipped on a deakie and fell down hard breaking every bone in his skelator. Ferret ran to his side. He tried to tell her something but all she could make out was "Goonie Goo Goo".

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